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Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but the tier 4 pick is make from rubber.
I wish I was loved. :cry:
Posted Apr 21, 16
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Granted but it's by the ban list.
I wish I had better internet
Music is love, Music is life. There is no emotion. There is only music.
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Granted, but the "good" internet only turns on when you're asleep.

I wish (gonna just, ya know, rip off of sir LightningBanana real quick...) for a girlfriend.
"Think not of what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
Posted Apr 21, 16 · Last edited Apr 21, 16
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Granted, but that girlfriend is 100 years old.
I wish for my wish not to be corrupted.
Posted Apr 21, 16
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Granted, (not really, I'm lying)

I wish I could earn money faster :)
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Granted but it's only by 1 cent/s.

I wish for an 8TB SSD
Music is love, Music is life. There is no emotion. There is only music.
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Granted but it almost instantly gets a trojan virus.

I wish for a job
"Think not of what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
Posted Apr 22, 16
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Granted but you work as a part time dustbin man.

I wish that no one ever comments on this thread again ;)
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Posted Apr 22, 16
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Granted, but no one ever is actually a person and they are filing a court case against you for threadalism :-d.
I wish for unlimited power (as in, energy)
Posted Apr 22, 16 · Last edited Apr 22, 16
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Granted but the power is too much and your head explodes.

I wish for one million dollars (in game)
'Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.' -Mike Tyson
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