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Corrupt a wish 2

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Wish granted, but your rushed graduation leaves you with little to no knowledge, so you can't get a job.

I wish for a bottle of Pepsi.
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish Granted, you graduate and are successful in life for 2 years, until the government found out you cheated on all of your exams :p

I wish for a dog that can talk
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish granted, but your talking dog accidentally spills all your secretive and most personal secrets to your crush, dooming you to never be together.

I wish for another bottle of Pepsi.
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Your Wish is granted and you recieve a 10 litre bottle of pepsi but without your knowledge someone added mentos to the bottle and screwed the lid back on!

I wish for a new fancy sports car.
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish granted, but its actually Dr. Pepper

I wish for Dishonored 2
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." - The Black Sacrament

Donor: Dragonier
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish Granted, but everytime someone dies in the game, one of your family members also dies.

I wish for 1,000,000$.
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish granted, but it was monopoly cash, thus making it useless.
I wish for a djinni that grants wishes
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish Granted, but you are forced to retake all your high school (and possibly college) classes to prove you are worthy.

I wish for cook to be buffed back to where it was before it was nerfed
https://gyazo.com/0560987fdb6a90187ca0457d4b9a1e12
Posted Nov 9, 16
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Wish granted, but since I jumped in my time machine and made it so you made a dollar an hour just to piss you off, it goes back to that.
I wish for a faster computer.
Posted Nov 10, 16 · OP · Last edited Nov 10, 16
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Wish granted, but the only application available is Internet Explorer and you have to use Windows 8.

I wish for a better job.
https://gyazo.com/0560987fdb6a90187ca0457d4b9a1e12
Posted Nov 10, 16
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