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Corrupt a wish 2

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Wish granted, but since "better job" is an opinion, someone who really loves minimum wages granted your wish.
I wish for awesomeness
Posted Nov 11, 16 · OP
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Wish granted, (You're welcome), but soon you find your awesomeness consuming your time and life. Rapidly rising above everyone else, finding yourself in complete isolation and misery.

I wish for 500$ to go see a Broadway show.
Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish granted, but the 500 dollars came from a counterfeit money factory, and is therefore illegal and you are arrested before you can see the show.

I wish to go back in time to 5th grade to prevent myself from being stupid and embarrassing.
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Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish granted, but your fifth grade self goes and tells everyone that he can time travel, thus embarrassing him even more then before because now everyone thinks that he's crazy.

I wish for a bag of Doritos.
Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish granted, but you only get a dorito bag full of hot, cheesy, air.

I wish for a new headset
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear." - The Black Sacrament

Donor: Dragonier
Posted Nov 11, 16
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You get your Doritos but unfortunately you don't have any Mountain Dew.

I wish for rank 25 on Overwatch
M3m3L0rde
Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish granted, but your wish was misread so you actually get a set of decapitated heads.

I wish for an everlasting gobstopper.
Posted Nov 11, 16
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You accidentally swallow the gobstopper and it stays in your stomach for ever.

I wish for an apple
M3m3L0rde
Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish Granted, but theres a worm in the apple and it devours you whole

I wish for a good, loving, life, that i will enjoy.
Posted Nov 11, 16
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Wish Granted, but a nuclear bomb detonates in your city the next day and you are part of the massive casualties that ensued.

I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.
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Posted Nov 11, 16
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