In game name
Do you have discord
When did you first join mineraze?
2015 some time
Have you received any punishment on mineraze?
Verbally warned for saying whale cum to a new nub
Why should we pick you? (still don’t like this question)
To whom it may concern;
My previous acceptance letter for the position of senior admin must have been misplaced, so for your benefit I will submit another.
Over the previous weeks on mineraze I have discovered the algorithms of your staff’s mannerisms and believe I have nailed how to staff on mineraze. For example: “Let’s not go there” an absolute classic, or “Let’s not” when you are wanting to appear bored yet still the alpha above the crustaceans that call this server home. I am also extremely inactive in chat and often do not reply to players directly, but rather divert them or answer with rhetorical questions.
When it comes to avoidance I Will undoubtedly make the lesser members of my staffing team take on the brunt of the work while I am in /v hunting down xrayers and avoiding private messages. I’d also like to add that I am extremely nosey, so reading private messages between weebs would be highly entertaining for me, and I would love to share the experience with global chat at every instance possible.
I will hold no special favours for players as I don’t like most people. The prepubescent majority that inhabits this server are below my standards, I will not show empathy or interest in anything not farming related they have to share, and will cut down any self-pity I see from weak people.
For those not academically inclined having trouble to remember my points covered I have supplied an informative outline of my key skills relatable to managing autistic groups while they indulge in recreations past time activities:
How have you positively contributed to the server?
I am an icon to the younger community. I’ve found the perfect balance between playing a shit game, and not being an autistic nightcore anime loving weeb. I follow a 3-step rule:
1- Don’t watch any animated series’ which are based on high school or teenage girls.
2- Don’t think that my opinion carries weight in dictating the direction of the server, so don’t feel the need to bitch and complain in global chat.
3- Don’t listen to nightcore.
Disclaimer: This is not intended to offend any existing or previous staff. Any other players on the server offended by this please be aware that I don’t care for your feelings.